Tommy Lee Jones: I'm on to you.

This is Tommy Lee Jones.

He is an actor, known for such films as some cheesy popcorn flick about old people that have no home country or something (gypsies?), and the celebrated Oscar winning film and sequel Men In Black & Men In Black II(about alien gypsies.). Yes, Tommy Lee Jones is a hero, beloved by men, women, and gypsies of all ages and species, a legend that will surely go down in history as the greatest alien loving bastard of all time. But what most of you don't know is that Tommy Lee Jones has a secret. Not only is he an alien regulating, old man country finding, hero of the gypsies. No, I've discovered another awesome, yet super secret career that Jones has managed to hide from the masses for all this time... mostly because he has to, or else people would've began to notice that there are two of him. The biggest secret of all is that "Tommy Lee Jones" is not his real name. What most people don't realize is that the "Tommy Lee Jones" we know today is just an identity invented by actor and future time traveler Josh Hartnett.

Also Tommy Lee Jones.

This is clearly the same person. In the future, Josh Hartnett will be invited by the US Government to participate in a super secret government project called "OSCAR" or Operation Send Covert Actors in Reverse. The actors selected for this mission will then travel back in time and assume new identities as other, older actors, and begin acting as this new actor as part of an experiment on how altering the time space continuum affects future events. So future Josh Hartnett was given a simple name that only a man who was born in the 1940s could have, and an entire back story was created for this fictitious person that was invented. The future US Government infiltrated the current US Government, creating documents and evidence that "Tommy Lee Jones" has existed since 1946.

With a back story like Tommy Lee Jones', I don't see how anyone could have believed that he is a real person. We're supposed to believe that Jones attended Harvard, and lived in a dorm across the hall from who would later become Vice President Al Gore. He then later roomed with Gore, and Bob Somerby, who would later become the editor of the Daily Howler. He just happened to play on Harvard's undefeated 1968 varsity football team, in a game lauded as the most famous in Ivy League history. Oh, come on. It just sounds like Josh Hartnett put together a list of things he'd want to include in his awesome life and tossed them on the pile.

No. I'm on to you, Tommy Lee Jones. I know who you are and I know where you're from, and I haven't figured it all out, yet, but I will. Oh, I will. What evil scheme have you and the US Government cooked up? What top secret assassination plot is being set in place? Or are you rescuing the world from some future attack that we have yet to hear about? Is that why you filmed the Men In Blacks? Those movies are prophetic, aren't they, Tommy Lee Jones?!

Most importantly: what does this mean for Edgar?!

... I can't blame current Josh Hartnett for this time travel plot, because he has no idea that this is happening, yet. Or, is going to happen, in his case. But if anyone knows Josh Hartnett, tell him to take a good, long look at Tommy Lee Jones, because that is what he is going to look like in the future. Because that is the future him. Oh, and tell him to maybe not date Tommy Lee Jones' daughter or anything, because that would just be wrong.

Even wronger than this. And that's pretty wrong.