Why I like Asian men: Part. 1

Many of us in the "interracial" community are used to all of the questions that we get from the rest of "normal society."

"Why do you date white guys?"

"Do you hate your race?"

"Isn't he a little... not black?"

And my personal favorite:

"Why do you hate black people?!"

The questions get a bit more interesting when your desired is not only not black, but not white, either. Then, the questions become:

"Why do you date Asian guys?"

"Do you have some sort of Asian fetish?"

"Don't Asian guys have... tiny packages?"

"Do you want to be Asian?"

and...

"Why do you hate black people?!"

Which is a valid question, because, you know, dating someone who is not your race reflects that you clearly do not like your race. Unless you're, you know, white, and you date non-whites, in which case, you're just spreading some good ol' whiteness.

But, it will disappoint some readers to know that I neither hate being black or wish to spread my... good ol'... whiteness...

No, there are other reasons that I find myself drifting over to the yellow side time and again when it comes to love partners. Reasons that are so secret and sacred that sharing them is probably a violation of some super secret Blasian code somewhere... but I'm risking arrest by the Federal Agency of Black and Asian Relations just to share this with you. Brace yourself! Below is content so shocking, so interesting and amazing, that ... it might shock you!

1. Asian men are hot!

Once upon a time, I was a child. When I was a child, I soon became interested in boys, and males, and members of the opposite sex, and I started noticing that some of these male type people were... attractive. One of my first, earliest crushes on a male man type person was on, perhaps the most gorgeous of the male men type species to ever live, Bruce Lee.

Pictured: AJFHCSRTRW!

My dad, brothers, and I would watch countless hours of Bruce Lee films, and while my brothers were drooling over martial arts perfection (and breaking tables imitating that perfection), I was drooling over gorgeous Bruce Lee ab action. And muscles. And cool. And fine. And sexy. And... where was I? ... From that point, to the present day, Asian men have been at the top of my most-attractive list.

I know that most people have a different "Asian male stereotype" seared permanently in their heads.

And he does Calculus and delivers Chinese food from his dry cleaners.

But what burned into my head from a young age was "Oh my God, Rufio is so GORGEOUS!"

Badass Lost Boy Action.

2. Asian men are male men type people.

If there's any main reason that I am attracted to Asian men, it's because they fall into a unique category called "male." When Asian men are born, their parents are informed by doctors or midwives that their new child is male, it gets stamped on their birth certificate, and unless they decide otherwise later, they typically remain males and become men. When this happens, it makes them eligible to all female women type people who wish to mate and cohabitate with male men type people.

Pictured: male.

As a female who primarily wishes to mate and cohabitate with a male man type person, I find that Asian men tend to fit well into that category. Because they are male, I have a tendency to become attracted to them. I know, this is shocking stuff. Consider your mind blown.

3. I want to add more Blasians to the world.

I like racial mixing. I know, I know, it's blasphemous to admit that! We're all supposed to stick to our glorious... individual races... and be conveniently color coded so that people can tell what type of person we are when they look at us and stuff. But something amazing happens when you mix black people with Asian people. I don't mean to sound like Hitler, but Blasians are clearly a superior race. No, not because of the godlike abilities to do math, dance, and play sports, but because of the godlike ability to be ridiculously gorgeous. I mean, if hapas are the race of the future, then Blasians are the gods of the hapas.

Pictured: Venus.

That's also why there are so few Blasians, compared to other mixed race people. If blacks and Asians all over the world started procreating, we'd soon rule the world. There's a secret, that those in the Blasian community don't share too often, and I will share it with you, today (Risking assassination by the FABAR). Blasians are very similar to Super Saiyans. They possess powers and abilities that normal humans do not. One of their super secret Blasian powers is the power of extreme cuteness.

The cute is just to distract you from her world domination plot.

The other 474 powers that Blasians possess I could share with you, but then the Blasian ninjas hiding in your room right now will be forced to kill you.

These are only a few of the reasons that I find myself a part of the AMBW community, and don't soon plan to leave it. If I typed all 12,000 reasons, I'd be here for the next 1000 years, and then, well, I'd be really old. And unless science has advanced to the point where thousand-year-old women can still give birth to perfectly healthy super human offspring, I'd miss my opportunity to provide the world with Super Saiya- er... Blasian babies. And nobody wants that, do they?